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Pet squish

My step-auntie Clarabelle dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠

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