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Pet squish
My
brother
dropped
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a priceless vase
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
a sofa
a watermelon
a photocopier
a barrel
a bicycle
a refrigerator
an anvil
a small child
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Dan
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