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Pet squish

My brother dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕

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