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Pet squish

My brother dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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