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Pet squish

My brother dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰

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