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Pet squish

My brother dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁

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