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Pet squish

My brother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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