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Pet squish

My brother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒

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