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Pet squish

My brother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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snake 🐍 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈

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