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Pet squish

My brother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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