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Pet squish

My brother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷

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