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Pet squish

My brother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️

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