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Pet squish

My brother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈

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