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Pet squish

My brother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩

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