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Pet squish

My brother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈

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