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Pet squish
My
brother
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
kitten 🐱
…
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Luke Skywalker
...Wibble
Daenerys
Squishy
Yoda
Trotsky
Murphy
Hermoine
...Stink
Coco
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