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Pet squish

My brother dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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