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Pet squish

My brother dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁

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