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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gwendolyn dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a computer a car tyre an anvil a photocopier a priceless vase a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a gold ingot a sofa a small child a refrigerator

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