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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gwendolyn dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷

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