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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Gwendolyn
dropped
an anvil
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
kitten 🐱
goldfish 🐠
hamster 🐹
guinea pig 🇬🇳
dog 🐕
poodle 🐩
pony 🐴
parrot 🦜
mouse 🐁
rabbit 🐰
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Dan
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