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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gwendolyn dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜

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