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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gwendolyn dropped a sofa on their pet …

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pony 🐴 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈

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