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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gwendolyn dropped a sofa on their pet …

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pony 🐴 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹

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