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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gwendolyn dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️

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