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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gwendolyn dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩

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