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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gwendolyn dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩

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