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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gwendolyn dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠

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