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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a Central African
an Eritrean
a Cayman Islander
an Indian
a Greek
a Haitian
a Malawian
a Swiss
a Citizen of Vanuatu
a Jamaican
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