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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
an Indian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
soldier
policeman
student
policewoman
shepherd
bus driver
pilot
tramp
train driver
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