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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Cayman Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
man
policeman
shepherd
pilot
student
ticket inspector
milkman
train driver
policewoman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.