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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Haitian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
dentist
bus driver
soldier
shepherd
policewoman
man
train driver
ticket inspector
a spy
taxi driver
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