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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
an Eritrean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
bus driver
train driver
doctor
tramp
woman
taxi driver
shepherd
man
dentist
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