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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a South Korean
a Mauritian
a Taiwanese
an Icelandic
a Tuvaluan
a Tajik
a Cuban
a German
a Salvadorean
a Macanese
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