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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Taiwanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
TV personality
child
ticket inspector
student
surgeon
farmer
train driver
taxi driver
sailor
man
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