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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Tuvaluan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
soldier
policewoman
tramp
child
taxi driver
sailor
woman
surgeon
train driver
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Dan
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