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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Tajik
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
a spy
sailor
milkman
policeman
man
shepherd
taxi driver
child
soldier
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