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Bad maintenance
My train's
axle
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Salvadorean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
student
doctor
policewoman
tramp
farmer
dentist
surgeon
TV personality
woman
bus driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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