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I
roundhouse kicked
a taxi driver
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
watermelon
shrimp
chicken nuggets
Doritos
garlic cloves
tomato ketchup
chilli peppers
taramasalata
tomatoes
baked beans
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