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I roundhouse kicked a taxi driver trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a magpie a robin a pigeon a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a goose a blackbird a crow
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