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I roundhouse kicked a taxi driver trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

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a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a blackbird a robin a mouse 🐁 a squirrel

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