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I roundhouse kicked a taxi driver trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a crow a pigeon a duck 🦆 a robin a koala 🐨 a blackbird a coot a swan 🦢 a goose
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