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I roundhouse kicked a taxi driver trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a goose a swan 🦢 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a magpie a pigeon

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