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I roundhouse kicked a taxi driver trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a magpie a coot a crow a rat 🐀 a goose a blackbird a pigeon a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨
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