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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
rectifier
leaked all over
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a Haitian
a Citizen of Kiribati
a Swazi
a Jamaican
a Chinese
a Citizen of Vanuatu
a Sierra Leonean
a Maldivian
a Barbadian
a Comoran
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