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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
rectifier
leaked all over
a Citizen of Seychelles
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
milkman
man
TV personality
pilot
bus driver
train driver
tramp
policewoman
taxi driver
soldier
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.