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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
rectifier
leaked all over
a Tunisian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
train driver
bus driver
milkman
sailor
a spy
policewoman
tramp
policeman
woman
dentist
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.