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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
rectifier
leaked all over
a Citizen of Guinea-Bissau
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
sailor
taxi driver
doctor
woman
child
milkman
dentist
man
policeman
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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