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Superhero
I
strangled
a Martiniquais
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tinned tuna
rice krispies
garlic cloves
hamburger relish
pitted olives
cat biscuits
Pringles
prawns
watermelon
pizza
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