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I strangled a Martiniquais spy trying to throw garlic cloves at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a goose a swan 🦢 a blackbird a pigeon a coot a robin a raccoon 🦝 a magpie
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