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I strangled a Martiniquais spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a coot a robin a goose a duck 🦆 a magpie a rat 🐀 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢
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