Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Superhero
I
strangled
a Martiniquais
spy
trying to throw
cat biscuits
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a blackbird
a swan 🦢
a rat 🐀
a raccoon 🦝
a duck 🦆
a magpie
a squirrel
a crow
a pigeon
a robin
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.