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I
roundhouse kicked
an Afghan
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bread
hummus
spinach
garlic cloves
mashed potato
lemons
tinned tuna
rice pudding
tinned frankfurters
spring rolls
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