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I roundhouse kicked an Afghan spy trying to throw rice pudding at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a squirrel a blackbird a goose a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a coot

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