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I roundhouse kicked an Afghan spy trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a coot a goose a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a magpie a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨

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