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I roundhouse kicked an Afghan spy trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a rat 🐀 a magpie a crow a goose a blackbird a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a coot
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