Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a milkman
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tinned tuna
hummus
spinach
shrimp
sunflower seeds
chicken wings
Doritos
gherkins
bananas
noodles
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