Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a milkman
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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baked beans
noodles
iceberg lettuce
candy floss
shrimp
chicken nuggets
chilli peppers
mushy peas
nacho cheese
chocolate chips
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