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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a milkman
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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bananas
tomato ketchup
mushy peas
nacho cheese
chilli peppers
Pringles
rice pudding
peanuts
yoghurt
prawns
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