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I scissor-kicked a milkman trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a goose a coot a crow a blackbird a duck 🦆

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