Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I scissor-kicked a milkman trying to throw noodles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a crow a rat 🐀 a blackbird a squirrel a magpie a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a goose

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.