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I scissor-kicked a milkman trying to throw prawns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a blackbird a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a robin a duck 🦆

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