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I
nutcracker choked
a tramp
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
fish fingers
hummus
yoghurt
watermelon
garlic cloves
tinned frankfurters
tinned tuna
mushy peas
bread
rice krispies
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