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I nutcracker choked a tramp trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a robin a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a crow a duck 🦆 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a blackbird a swan 🦢

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