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I nutcracker choked a tramp trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a squirrel a blackbird a duck 🦆 a magpie a robin a crow a rat 🐀 a pigeon a coot
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