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I nutcracker choked a tramp trying to throw rice pudding at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a coot a crow a rat 🐀 a robin
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