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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a Maldivian
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mushy peas
Pringles
chicken nuggets
candy floss
peanuts
potatoes
nacho cheese
tinned frankfurters
bananas
chilli peppers
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